My name is Meat/Chernobyl, but I go by a hundred other names at this point. I'm a queer digital artist and writer living in New England. I GO TO THE DISCOTHEQUE AND EVERYONE IS AFRAID OF ME.

I spend most of my time playing video games, smoking weed, and talking to the gay people in my phone. The big thing I think of as 'my hobby' when people as is lyric transcription - if you look up my username over on Genius, you'll see what I mean. But, I've taken up countless hobbies over the years, but the ones that seem to be sticking right now are drink-making (bartending), cooking, and digital art.

I have a B.A. in Anthropology with a minor in Ancient, Medieval, and Renaissance studies. I'm working to get an M.A. in either some type of Writing and Literature or in Shakespearean Studies in the next few years. I hope to eventually get a PhD so I can be a college professor, and teach something relating to either Shakespeare or Thanatology. Most of my academic work revolves around death/thanotology, cannibalism & esoteric religions, and dada & surrealism.
Currently, I work as a housekeeper/sanitation worker at a grocery store near where I live. Previously, I've been a barista, daycare worker, assistant teacher, and tour guide.
I'm in a band with my good friend and ex-wife Catherine called Atomic Apotheosis - we're currently working on demo tapes and EPs, but any music I make will be promoted here as well.

I have two siamese cats - Percy (Persephone) and Callie (Calliope) - and I also live with my parents' dog, Bear. I'm a huge cat person, and you'll see pictures of them featured all over this webspace!

Personality types

MBTI ☢ ESTJ
D&D Alignment ☢ Lawful Evil
Warrior Clan ☢ Shadowclan
Classpect ☢ Lord of Rage/Piborn
Zodiac ☢ Pisces ☼ Capricorn ☾ Libra ↑
Birth Cards ☢ The Devil/The Lovers

fur and teeth What Flavour Are You? I taste like Peanut Butter.
Grass I am a Killer Clown! Click here to take the clown quiz! I am parmesan cheese!

My favourite...

Animes ☢ Cowboy Bebop, Devilman Crybaby, Nanatsu no Taizai, JJBA: Part 2
Artists ☢ Van Gogh, René Magritte, Marcel Duchamp, Luis Buñuel
Bands/Musicians ☢ Dan Avidan (The Northern Hues, Skyhill, Ninja Sex Party, Starbomb, Shadow Academy), Amigo the Devil, King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard, Orplid, Thou
Board/Card Games ☢ Diplomacy, Carcassone, Trivial Pursuit, rummy
Books ☢ Catcher in the Rye, Equisite Corpse, The Old Man and the Sea
Foods ☢ Biscuits and gravy, veal schnitzel, watermelon sour patch kids
Manga ☢ IM: Great Priest Imhotep, JJBA: Part 7
Movies ☢ Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile; The Cat Returns; Pulp Fiction
TV Shows ☢ Bones, Northern Exposure
Video Games ☢ The Binding of Isaac, Oblivion, Terraria, IHNMAIMS
Webcomics ☢ Lackadaisy, Awful Hospital