various things that are my gender

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objects/things

the "elephant's foot", located underneath the remnants of the chernobyl nuclear power plant
roombas (especially if they're escapees)
toasters (see also SCP-426)
the demon core
staple removers
computer viruses (esp ransomware and trojans)
whatever this thing is
that ~42lb tungsten cube you can buy off of amazon
death cables

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quotes

this is what GOOD pussy sounds like [geiger counter noises] - honeyglot on Tumblr
*opens my wallet and blood gushes out* - dunkstein on Tumblr
inserting a sloppy disk into the computer - landsharkrawr on Tumblr
im such a guy who is a sort of a creature - jbt7493 on Tumblr
*right clicks you and looks through your files*" - coomed on Tumblr